The Type 1 staycationer is the kind who, even though there are technically no obligations placed on them for the day, still fills their day with productive activities. They are actually busy on a day fillled with nothing. This is teh typical schedule of events for a Type 1.
- 8:00- Wake up, take a shower, eat breakfast (omelettes, french toast, crepes, waffles, biscuits and gravy, or some other food which requires effort and real ingredients)
- 8:05- Do make up, hair, nails, etc.
- 8:30- Look at the to do list and put the tasks into order.
- 8:45- Start on said list which includes, but is not limited to...
Run errands, exercise, read a book, get ahead on homework, do a craft project, clean the house, get a manicure, cook a legitimate meal, take a power nap (ten minutes at the most, heaven forbid they waste too much time), go shopping, plan next week's outfits, organize the shoes in the closet by size, color, and style, alphabetize the movie collection, draw a picture, and write thank you letters for the most recent gift giving event.
- 6:00- Some long weekends are only long weekends for some. For example, one person gets a Fall break, and none of their friends do. If the individual is in this situation their friends will get home around this time and then the staycationer will either initiate the night's adventure or go along willingly with any ideas their companions suggest.
- 12:00- Crash into bed with the last ounce of energy they possess and think to themselves "Best. Day. Ever."
The Type II staycation is the kind where the day begins when the individual opens their eyes at noon (the true professional can push this time as far as 2:00). Occasionally one has good intentions to turn this day into a Type I kind of day, but in general those plans, however well meaning, don't end up happening. The Type II staycation day goes a little like this.
- 12:00- Wake up
- 12:45- Roll out of bed.
- 12:50- Leave the bedroom (real clothes are optional at this point, pajamas are completely acceptable)
- 1:00- Eat a "breakfast" of sugar cereal, scrambled eggs, instant breakfast shakes, toast, or something requiring similar "skill".
- 1:30- The staycationer will decide they're still hungry and will repeat step 4.
- 2:00- Watch television or Hulu
- 5:00 (a)- Shower, get dressed, and clean up your area so whoever's coming home soon won't see what they've been doing all day (or rather, not done all because they've been sitting in the same spot for three hours). This step is necessary because some people are closet Type II staycationers and they don't want people to know of their lazy day habits.
- 5:00 (b)- The other option at this point is to continue sitting on the couch, content and at peace with how the day has been spent.
- 6:00- A roommate, sibling, friend, or mother takes pity on the individual and makes them a real meal.
- 7:00 (a)- A friend will call with plans for the evening. The staycationer will grudgingly agree to take off the stretchy pants and old, oversized girl's camp hoodie and come along for the night's festivities.
- 7:00 (b)- If the person in question is not so lucky to have people who feel the need to get them out of the house, or if they turned down any plans that were offered, they'll repeat step 6.
- 12:00- Sleep will be attempted, but it will be difficult considering no energy has been expended throughout the day.
- As they finally drift off to sleep two hours later, their last conscious thought is "Best. Day. Ever".